J’rtt

J’rtt

 

Tout sommeille, je m’éveille

J’éventaill’ mes orteils

J’point’ mon nez hors des draps

Histoir’d’voir s’il fait froid

J’réfléchis, c’est quel jour ?

Toi, tu bosses, mon amour !

Moi, j’ai l’temps aujourd’hui !

Merci Martine Aubry !

 

Tout un jour tout à moi

Pas pour vous, rien qu’à moi

 

Je m’ dilat’ dans mon lit

Je m’étal’ comme une truie

Je rêvasse, je paresse

J’veux pas bouger mes fesses

Je respire, je m’étire

Le farniente m’aspire

J’langoureuse, amoureuse

J’pense à toi, j’suis heureuse.

 

Tout un jour tout à moi

Pas pour vous, rien qu’à moi.

 

Tiens j’ai faim, bon j’me lève

Des contraintes, j’suis en grève :

Je picore, j’gourmandise

Je clafoutis aux c’rises

Je traînass’ ma carcasse

Je m’ traîn’ comme une limace

Je m’bichonne, je m’pomponne

J’aiguillonn’ mes neurones !!

 

Tout un jour tout à moi

Pas pour vous, rien qu’à moi.

 

Je musarde, je lézarde

Du travail je me garde

Je m’bidonne, je bouillonne

Les idées, ça foisonne

Je vir’volte, je furète

Je surf’ sur internet

J’belle au bois, j’alladin,

J’souvenire enfantin.

 

Tout un jour tout à moi

Pas pour vous, rien qu’à moi.

 

Je rêve à livre ouvert

J’bois des vers chez Prévert

J’ai des envies d’écrire

Mon RTT m’inspire

Vlà des alexandrins

Et puis tout un quatrain

Et les vers dégoulinent

De ma plume lutine.

 

Tout un jour tout à moi

Pas pour vous, rien qu’à moi.

 

Je bidouille, je bricole

J’fais du vent, je m’ gondole

Je vais cueillir des fleurs,

Du bois flotté qui meurt,

Et puis des végétaux

Et j’me fais un’ compo  (ou un tableau)

L’art floral, l’écriture

Ca m’démange, ça m’triture !!

 

Tout un jour tout à moi

Pas pour vous, rien qu’à moi.

 

J’époussett’ ma planète

Je feuillette des bluettes

Le temps m’glisse des doigts

Vlà l’soleil qui rougeoie

Quand je me déshabille,

Mon RTT vacille

Quand j’rêvasse et m’endors,

Mon RTT est mort.

 

Tout un jour qui se noie

Et pour vous et pour moi.

 

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