Dialogue entre 2 objets du quotidien (octobre 2016)

Sujet : je vous propose d’écrire un dialogue entre deux objets du quotidien ; selon ce que vous déciderez, ces deux objets s’adoreront ou se détesteront, au choix, mais il faut que cet amour ou cette haine se sente dans votre dialogue.

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Gisèle :

La Fable de l’escarpin et du collant.

Madame Escarpins et Monsieur Collant sont les esclaves  plus ou moins dévoués de Rosie. Nous sommes dans le vestibule de la maison de Rosie, ensuite dans la rue.

Madame la paire d’Escarpins :

Ouf ! Me voilà frottée et briquée ! J’en ai le talon qui tourne à force d’être manipulée dans tous les sens. Mais il me semble que le résultat en vaut la peine : avec complaisance, je me contemple dans le miroir du vestibule. Quelle jolie ligne  je découvre, depuis la pointe des orteils jusqu’ à la cambrure de la semelle et aux talons démesurés, racés et élégants. Et je ne parle pas de ma peau, si souple, savamment découpée, couleur bois de rose, qui étincelle depuis que Rosie l’a fait briller avec tant d’énergie. Du pur chevreau de Poméranie…Je resterais des heures à m’admirer de face et de profil.

Las ! Joie de courte durée : je suis de service, ce qui signifie que je vais me coltiner Rosie et sa frénésie de déambulation toute la journée. Où va-t-elle m’emmener cette fois ? Faire les grands magasins ? Visiter une exposition ? Remplir un caddie ? Potiner chez sa grande amie ? Ou plutôt, où dois- je l’emmener puisqu’elle vient de se glisser (assez difficilement d’ailleurs : a-t-elle les pieds gonflés ?) dans mon intimité. Houlà ! Houlà Rosie ! Attention à mon contrefort ! Prends un chausse pieds, voyons !

Monsieur Collant

-Aïe, ah yaïe !yaïe ! (voix grinçante et larmoyante) Tu ne vois pas que je suis le nouveau collant de Rosie ? Et tu me martyrises ! Avec moult précautions, elle m’a fait glisser très lentement, du bout de ses orteils écarlates jusqu’au  long de ses jambes et de ses cuisses jusqu’à son ventre. Tu n’ignores pas que je suis du polyamide le plus arachnéen. Et te voilà, bougresse, incapable de t’adapter à la finesse de son pied et de ma  légère texture. Élargis-toi un peu, tout de même ! Là ! Voilà ! Je suis sûr d’avoir une maille qui a filé ! Voyons un peu …

Madame Escarpins

-Tu commences à me courir sur le haricot ! Tu crois que je n’ai que ça à faire : changer de pointure en fonction de l’heure et du jour ! J’ai suffisamment de travail pour garder mon équilibre, celui de Rosie et le tien par la même occasion. Je nous ai vus, dans le miroir, en passant. Quelle horreur ! Celle-là se dandine tant bien que mal, les jambes en cerceaux,  le dos courbé et toi, avec ta couleur gris fumée, tu disparais totalement, ne laissant voir que mon chevreau étincelant qui semble se déplacer tout seul ! C’est d’un comique !

– Oh ! Là ! Là ! Madame se croit unique ! Mais je sais bien que tu as été achetée en soldes, et de deuxième démarque encore ! De plus, si Rosie a flashé sur toi, ce qui est étonnant,  elle a dû se contenter de prendre la dernière paire, qui, malheureusement, est bien trop petite pour elle !

– Ah ! Je me disais bien…J’avais beau m’écarteler  en long, en  large et en travers, je comprends mieux maintenant. Sniff… Mon beau chevreau ! Je vais encore avoir droit au supplice de l’embauchoir.

-Ma vieille, ça te fera les pieds ! Ah ! Ah ! Tu as compris ! Tu prends tes grands airs dans l’armoire, mais j’ai entendu tes copines qui se moquent de toi à longueur de nuit et de journée ! Elles font même des paris sur ta longévité : selon elles, tu ne vas pas résister plus de quinze jours aux pieds de Rosie !

-Ah ! C’est comme ça ! Eh, bien ! Ce n’est pourtant  pas moi qui voudrais être à ta place ! Sais-tu que Rosie se sert de toi pour cacher son poil aux pattes ? Pourquoi crois-tu qu’elle t’a choisi de cette couleur ? Elle ne s’épile jamais et quant à se laver …Je me demande comment tu peux supporter le contact que tu as, au plus profond de son intimité !

– Là, tu vois, c’est au contraire, pour moi, un immense et délicat plaisir : quelle sensation enivrante que de se sentir chatouillé et  caressé à longueur de journée, tout en étant douillettement blotti à l’abri des courants d’air. Quelle chance ! Plus que pour Woody  Allen, en tous cas ! Il a écrit que s’il devait  se retrouver dans une autre vie, il aimerait devenir «  le collant d’Ursula  Andress » (ou peut-être celui de Marilyn Monroe, je n’sais plus très bien…) En tout cas pour moi, le bonheur, c’est maintenant …

Et pour la petite histoire, sache que Rosie a téléphoné à son esthéticienne pour une épilation des jambes et du maillot puisque nous partons pour la plage : elle a même précisé «  en forme de ticket de métro »… Bisque, bisque rage !!

Madame Escarpins :

-Laisse -moi rire, je n’en peux plus, je vais tourner du talon ! As-tu imaginé la repousse de ses poils ? Toutes ces petites aiguilles effilées qui vont s’accrocher à tes mailles ? Tu seras joli avec toutes ces mailles filées ! Rosie te prendra en horreur et de son ventre satiné, tu quitteras la douce retraite pour te retrouver, roulé en boule dans la poubelle !

Monsieur Collant, se recroqueville, assommé par la nouvelle. Puis il reprend, si l’on peut dire, du poil de la bête …

-Je finirai peut-être ainsi, mais je suis sûr que  tu ne tarderas pas à me suivre, à moins que Rosie dégoûtée, ne t’offre en cadeau à sa femme de ménage : toi, si snob, tu finiras avec le dessus de ton chevreau raboté par les lavages à la serpillère sur le sol…

Madame Escarpin est sur le point répondre, quand, soudain, son talon démesuré tourne, buttant sur un caillou et se casse. Rosie pousse un cri, perd l’équilibre et s’effondre à plat ventre sur le trottoir.

Rosie :

– Mais qui m’a donné cette fichue idée d’acheter de pareilles pompes !

Claudicante et courroucée, Rosie, à peine entrée chez elle, s’empresse de jeter escarpins et collant. Bon débarras !

Mais le soir,  lorsque la télévision se tait, et que le monde se tient tranquille, on entend,  parait-il, si l’on est très attentif, de faibles chuchotis sortir de la poubelle. Approchons nous et collons notre oreille à la paroi : mais oui, bien sûr ! Ce sont Madame Escarpins et Monsieur Collant qui continuent leurs escarmouches.

Moralité (tirée de Coluche) : «  c’est celui qui y dit qui y est… »

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Jean :

Après cette pénible épreuve que nous vécûmes ensemble il fallait que nous nous vîmes pour vider nos cœurs de toutes les vicissitudes dont nous fûmes l’objet. Pourtant tout avait bien commencé. J’étais ravie de m’étaler de tout mon long sous un beau soleil alors que j’étais enfermée depuis belle lurette dans le tiroir-prison où l’on m’avait déposée , cadeau d’anniversaire. Pour que notre bourreau m’en sorte encore fallait qu’il  fût dans de bonnes dispositions.

C’est vrai qu’il semblait motivé le bougre, tout excité par le mél de mimie lui proposant un nouveau sujet intello-sensible : « rédiger un poème à celle qui ne le mérite pas ». Il me tortillait dans ses doigts depuis un bon moment quand il se décida de vous exhumer de  votre moleskine.

Je sentis bien en effet à sa première caresse que vous l’aviez encouragé autant que vous le pûtes et pendant quelques enjambements assez expressifs vous et moi, à son émoi, nous nous  plumes. Vous l’appâtâtes si bien que pendant quelques vers son lyrisme nous subjuguât.

Il faut reconnaitre qu’avec la douceur du grain de votre vélin vous l’épatâtes et vous me ravîtes moi aussi, ma plume en crissant d’aise. Vous faillîtes même en pâtir lorsque emporté par son élan il appuya inconsidérément sur un délié et qu’une petite bulle d’encre crut pouvoir s’épancher fâcheusement. Mais à cet instant il avait encore gardé suffisamment de son quant à soi pour esquisser un geste adroit qui résorba la menaçante goutte en un magnifique point-virgule  à point nommé.

Il m’en souvient en effet  et je m’étonne encore de l’adresse calligraphique avec laquelle  je  tins cette perle sauvage arrondie comme il se doit entre les ondulations de ma robe. Le texte était alors du plus bel effet et je me plus à penser qu’à mon isolement allaient enfin succéder de délicieux exercices de style dignes de ma livrée.

Hélas c’est alors que tout dérapa. La sonnerie stridente de son maudit portable  le fit tenter l’impossible : prendre en main cet engin diabolique de la gauche et, de la droite, me maintenir en suspens au-dessus de vous. Malgré moi le jus de seiche déferla inexorablement et explosa en une épouvantable tâche digne de Rorschach accompagnée d’un énorme juron que je n’oserais sous aucun prétexte recopier ici.

J’en souffris affreusement croyez-moi malgré l’arrivée sur cette flaque immonde de plusieurs buvards qui s’activèrent frénétiquement tant et si bien qu’à la fin ils la burent. Mais le mal était fait et je  sentis ma chair ferme se ramollir et  pâlir sous l’injure. J’en suis encore toute imprégnée.

En effet et il ne servit à rien que je vinsse tenter malgré moi d’esquisser un mot cache-misère qui ne fit qu’accentuer le désastre. Notre stupide tabellion fut alors rejoint par une horrible mégère qui lui conseilla de vous détruire et de recommencer avec votre sœur jumelle. Il s’y refusa et ils émirent d’autres débiles suggestions comme de vous dessécher dans un four ou de coller une pastille en forme de cœur pour masquer le délit.

Et me voilà toute retournée dans ce maudit calepin que l’écrivailleur n’ouvre plus. Fort heureusement il vous déposa dans le même coffret  et nous pouvons nous consoler ensemble de cette triste fin. Alors que j’espérais m’envoler dans une enveloppe parfumée rejoindre des mains  fébriles pour être lue et relue par des yeux enamourés. Peut-être même recevoir de doux baisers et, pourquoi pas, absorber une larmichette de bonheur.

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Mimie : Dialogue bol/cuillère

– Bol : Hé, cui cui, tu m’entends ???

– Cui : Non, j’peux pas t’entendre, je dors encore !!!

– Bol : Dimitri va bientôt se lever, tu as intérêt à te réveiller !!

– Cui : Oh ! cinq minutes encore,  mon p’tit chéri

– Bol : Ecoute, ma puce, je te connais, il te faut une heure pour émerger

– Cui : Bon, bon, j’arrive, ah ces mecs, tous pareils, sans nous ils sont perdus

– Bol : Euh n’exagère pas tout de même

– Cui : Oh, je sais c’que j’dis

Sonnerie du réveil

– Bol : Ouille ouille c’est un jour de travail, le p’tit-déj va être rapide !!

– Cui : Moi j’aime les week-ends, on prend son temps, je plonge en toi et c’est délicieux, ça dure, ça dure, Dimitri rêvasse et, les yeux dans le vague, il me promène délicatement dans les flots de son café pour faire fondre son sucre … déjà fondu

– Bol : Oui tu me caresses délicatement, tu tournes, tu tournes, ma petite cuillère, chaque tour est un pur bonheur, comme si nous valsions ensemble

– Cui : Oui, j’adore ce bain chaud qui me permet de t’effleurer et de t’effleurer et de t’effleurer encore. Je ne dis rien et je laisse Dimitri planer dieu sait où, et pendant ce temps-là il continue, pour mon plus grand plaisir

– Bol : Moi c’est pareil, j’essaie de me faire oublier pour qu’il continue à remuer encore et encore. Au début tu es glacée et puis la chaleur du café te réchauffe et nous sommes alors à la même température, on ne sent plus de différence, on ne sait plus où l’un commence et où l’autre finit

– Cui : Oh oui, on a de la chance que tu ne sois pas un marteau et moi une enclume, mais ces matins-caresse, c’est dommage que ça n’arrive que les week-ends

– Bol : Oh, il y a aussi les vacances, et puis regarde, même en semaine, une fois qu’il a fini de prendre son petit-déjeuner,  Dimitri nous range dans le lave-vaisselle, et là on peut continuer à papoter

– Cui : Oui, mais toute la vaisselle sale nous entend !! Et puis parfois on ne se voit même pas, il suffit qu’il y ait une idiote d’assiette qui passe par là, on est obligé de parler comme face à un mur. Et puis ensuite c’est les grandes eaux, je manque chaque fois de me noyer, et pour nous remettre de nos émotions, un sauna, c’est l’horreur totale ce lave-vaisselle

– Bol : Oh comme tu es, moi je suis tout ému de te sentir tout près

– Cui : Oui, mais moi j’aime quand on s’effleure ; par exemple le matin quand Dimitri me pose sur son plateau à côté de toi, cela me chavire complètement car je sais qu’on pourra bientôt communier dans la tendresse

– Bol : Oh, mais tu es coquine, toi !!!!

– Cui : Tu n’aimes pas peut-être ??

– Bol : Hum hum, oui, certes

– Cui : Oui, Monsieur fait le bol détaché, mais tu ne trompes personne, mon p’tit chéri

– Bol : Je sais, toute la vaisselle est au courant de notre histoire d’amour, mais je suis masculin, moi, alors j’ai une certaine retenue

– Cui : Et bien voilà, il me traite d’hystérique maintenant !!

– Bol : Mais non !!

– Cui : Mais si, j’suis pas folle quand même, écoute-toi !!

– Bol : On a déjà parlé tous les 2 de la théorie du genre, tu sais bien ce que j’en pense, c’est juste que je suis un peu timide et puis je ne suis pas comme toi, incassable ; alors à force de faire attention, cela m’a rendu prudent, sérieux en quelque sorte ; je sais que ma destinée est de devenir une soupière, mais si l’on me casse avant, je ne le deviendrai jamais ; alors que toi …

– Cui : Oui je comprends, moi aussi je vais grandir, je serai une cuillère à soupe, voire une louche, mais je suis heureuse là, en ce moment. Tu sais, moi aussi j’ai des angoisses : dans une ménagère, ce qui se perd le plus souvent, ce sont les petites cuillères, je risque à tout moment de passer à la poubelle par inadvertance, alors que toi jamais on ne te jettera par mégarde.

– Bol : Oui, tu as raison, je ne pensais qu’à moi. Mais dis-moi Cuicui, si un jour j’étais cassé, que ferais-tu ?

– Cui : Cassé cassé tu veux dire ? Ou juste ébréché ? Car si tu es ébréché, je continuerai à t’aimer tel que tu seras

– Bol : Non, je veux dire, cassé en mille morceaux au point que Dimitri s’achèterait un nouveau bol avec son prénom peint dessus

– Cui : Oh, je ne t’en ai jamais parlé, mais j’y ai déjà pensé tu sais, tu es et tu resteras mon unique amour, jamais je ne fréquenterai un autre bol que toi

– Bol : Mais comment feras-tu alors, car nos maîtres ne nous demandent jamais notre avis ?

– Cui : Eh bien, je me débrouillerai pour me cacher au milieu des épluchures de légumes, et hop, je te rejoindrai dans la poubelle !!

– Bol : Mais tu sais bien qu’ils ont une poubelle à part pour le compost, ça ne marchera pas, ton idée

– Cui : Flûte, je n’y avais pas pensé !!

– Bol : J’ai bien une autre idée depuis longtemps, mais elle est douloureuse, es-tu prête à souffrir pour moi ?

– Cui : Oui sans la moindre hésitation !!

– Bol : Alors, voilà, tu connais le vieux couple de l’atelier de Dimitri ?

– Cui : Le pinceau à poils de martre et la palette de peinture de son atelier de la Butte Montmartre ?

– Bol : Non !!! Pas cet atelier-là, l’atelier de réparation à côté du garage

– Cui : Ah oui

– Bol : Et bien, oh, je n’ose pas te dire, c’est trop dur, ce à quoi j’ai pensé

– Cui : Si, dis-moi, je suis prête à plus que tu ne crois pour rester avec toi, allez, dis-moi

– Bol : Et bien je me disais que si je me cassais, tu pourrais aller demander de l’aide au plus vieux couple de la maison : le marteau et l’enclume, ils accepteraient bien de te cabosser, juste un petit peu pour que tu ne puisses plus être utilisée comme cuillère ; si ça se passait l’hiver, il faudrait juste que tu te couches un peu dans la neige quelques instants avant pour t’anesthésier. Si c’est l’été, ou simplement s’ il n’y a pas de neige, tu auras un peu mal, je sais bien

– Cui : Mon Dieu, mon chéri, tu as pensé à tout cela pour moi

– Bol : Oui, mais c’est d’une part te faire souffrir, d’autre part te faire renoncer à ta vie de cuillère

– Cui : Ce n’est pas grave, mon p’tit Bobol, du moment que nous nous rejoignons dans la mort

– Cui : Oups, voilà Dimitri !!!

– Bol : Prête pour le grand plongeon, ma puce chérie

– Cui : Mon Dieu, il m’a oubliée

– Bol : en criant : ne t’inquiète pas, il va revenir te chercher

– Cui : en criant : A tout de suite alors !!

– Dimitri  à sa femme : « Tu as remarqué que j’ai un peu grossi ces derniers temps ? Alors j’ai décidé de supprimer le sucre dans mon café du matin. »

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Eliane

Avec la canicule de ces derniers jours , je décidais ce matin d’arroser mon jardin ,mais quelle ne fut pas ma surprise , ce n’est pas de l’eau qui sortit du tuyau mais une sorte de lézard jaune et noir tout frétillant…mais oui ,une salamandre !…Sauf qu’une salamandre cela ne parle pas …celle ci pourtant, me regardait avec insistance et me dit :

 » écoute ce qui suit , approche toi plus près » !…

Médusée , je collai mon oreille, du tuyau …une fine mélodie s’échappait de l’orifice , une mélodie qui vous attrape et ne vous lâche plus , un air de flûte ,ou était ce une voix  ?…

La salamandre étonnement peu gênée par la chaleur ambiante ne me quittait plus du regard :

« je suis le petit génie de ton jardin ; à ce jour nous vivons un grand bouleversement dans ce monde , j’ai besoin de toi pour initier un changement de grande envergure …et oui il n’y a PLUS D’EAU !!!; La nature le sait , mais pour remplacer ce nutriment , que faire ?!…eh bien, tout est déjà pensé à notre niveau , c’est la musique qui nourrira les plantes , les fleurs et les arbres , la musique qui les couvrira de couleurs , de senteurs , qui  attireront les papillons ,les oiseaux !!! »

 » Dés à présent  ,chaque jour , tu arroseras ton jardin de toutes ces mélodies , tu verras comme la nature va apprécier , toi-même tu reprendras ces airs envoûtants , ils t’accompagneront partout  , ta vie en sera transformée , crois moi ! »

La salamandre fit demi tour et s’engouffra dans le tuyau ,me laissant perplexe . Ai-je rêvé ? Le soleil tape dur ces jours , une hallucination peut être ?…

Mon oreille s’approcha à nouveau du tuyau , une mélodie m’envahit profondément , résonnant étrangement dans tout mon être . Je secouai le tuyau afin de faire émerger la salamandre , mais cela ne fit que renforcer la  musique…

Troublée par l’idée que mon jardin ne recevrait pas d’eau ce jour , je rentrais dans la maison pour réfléchir . Je me sentais enveloppée dans ces notes suaves ,prégnantes ,qui ne cessaient de vibrer en moi .

Et si j’essayais ?

C’est ainsi que vous pouvez me trouver, chaque jour , le soir venu , sautillant dans le jardin en chantant , m’approchant avec révérence de mes fleurs .  Celles-ci  deviennent de plus en plus belles et chatoyantes , les arbres s’inclinent pour mieux m’entendre , les oiseaux m’accompagnent de leur mieux .Mon jardin est devenu une symphonie colorée , tout y  est riant  ,moi la première !

Et la salamandre ? , me direz vous …

Celle-ci , rassurée de me voir remplir ma nouvelle fonction » musicale » , a élu domicile …dans ma baignoire … »on ne peut pas tout changer en une fois !… »me dit elle en souriant…

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Hélène

KIRIGAMI

 

Dans la ville, il y a une rue sombre.

Dans cette rue, il y a une maison jaune.

Dans cette maison il y a un bureau poussiéreux.

A l’intérieur de ce bureau se trouve une table de travail encombrée.

Sur cette table, Feuille de Papier est allongée nonchalamment sur Ciseaux.

Ciseaux (C), d’une voix acérée mais grave : pousse-toi, mémère, tu me caches la lumière !

Feuille de Papier (FP), d’une voix douce et fluette : Oh ! Pardon madame … mais les Mains m’ont posée sur vous, comme fa, néglizemment, et maintenant me voilà coinfée …

: rien à fiche ! dégage ! Ou j’te découpe en morceaux ! Et puis moi c’est Monsieur ! On dit Monsieur Ciseaux quand on est polie ! Pousse-toi de là, tu m’empêches de profiter de la lumière !

FP : oui, monffieur … ze vais faire tout mon poffible pour bouzer … mais f’est difficile dans mon état …

Soudain, un courant d’air soulève les paperasses entassées. Feuille de Papier s’envole et se pose tout près de Ciseaux.

FP : voilà, f’est mieux comme fa, non ? Ze me présente : Feuille De Papier Canfon  A160 grammes … oui, z’ai quelques titres de nobleffe iffus de mon arrière-grand père, qui était lui-même Parchemin pour les meffazers du Roi Louis XIV … Ze fuis désolée de vous avoir importunée …

C, en ronchonnant : C’est bon, c’est bon … faut qu’tu saches que j’ai des rhumatismes articulaires au niveau des lames qui me clouent littéralement au bureau, ça me met de mauvaise humeur. Et tu fais quoi, dans la vie, à part réciter des présentations protocolaires ?

FP : Moi ? Oh, pas grand-chose pour l’inftant … ze fuis encore zeune … mais z’aimerais beaucoup devenir Œuvre d’Art, fi poffible encadrée et accrochée fur un mur pour qu’on m’admire …

C : Hum ! Belle ambition ma petite ! Va falloir bosser pour ça ! Et t’as une idée du genre d’œuvre que tu voudrais devenir ?

FP : Ben non z’y ait zamais vraiment réfléchi …

C : En tous cas moi je trouve ça plutôt touchant …

FP : Et vous monffieur ? Vous zavez des prozets pour l’avenir ?

C : Moi ? Oh, non – au fait, tu peux me tutoyer, on est entre nous – non, je suis un peu trop vieux pour avoir des projets …

FP : Mais non, ze vous … heu … ze te trouve très bien ! Et même plutôt … plutôt … (Feuille de Papier rougit, ce qui, avec son teint blanc de porcelaine, lui apporte un charme fou)

C : Oui, plutôt quoi ?

FP , en hésitant : Ze vous trouve beau … Vous brillez de mille feux aux rayons du foleil, fa me rappelle une peinture du roi Louis XIV que m’avait montrée mon grand-père . Un charme fou !

C, un peu gêné : Oui, bon, bien, hum …

FP, qui insiste : … et puis, quelle forfe ! Quelle puiffanfe !

: Bon, c’est vrai tout ça, mais tu sais je grince, je coince quelquefois … j’aurais bien besoin d’être aiguisé aussi …

FP : Moi, ze vous trouve très bien comme fa.

Un silence gêné s’installe entre eux. Une mouche s’envole. Une voiture passe dans la rue. A travers les volets passe un rayon de soleil.

C : Tu sais, Feuille de Papier …

FP : Canfon ! Feuille de Papier Canfon !

C : D’accord, mais au diable les étiquettes ! Pas de ça entre nous ! Je voulais te dire … pour tout à l’heure, quand je t’ai traitée de mémère …

FP : Ze le méritais amplement !

C : Non, pas du tout, c’est moi qui étais grossier …  En fait, je t’observe déjà depuis pas mal de temps, au moins depuis deux jours … tu es si légère, si fluide … et puis, ta texture me rappelle la peau d’une pêche que j’ai connue dans mon enfance … et ta couleur de neige, ah ! Ta couleur !!!

Feuille de Papier est interdite. Elle se raidit un peu, mais gondole intérieurement de plaisir.

FP : Oh, Fizeaux, mon cher FIzeaux … moi auffi ze vous ait contemplé en fecret … ze n’ai zamais osé vous l’avouer mais  fi feulement vous vouliez … on pourrait … on pourrait …

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FP : AU FECOURS ! FIZEAUX ! QU’EST-FE QUI FE PAFFE ?

C : Garde ton calme, je suis là ! Courage ! MA CHERIE ! ENLACONS-NOUS POUR L’ETERNITE !

FP : OOOoooooh … mon amour …

Madame découpe, découpe …  mais elle ne parvient pas à contrôler ses mains, qui découpent contre sa volonté. Des volutes, des pleins et des déliés apparaissent, des formes sensuelles … elle est stupéfaite. Entre ses mains, elle contemple un tableau en papier découpé, avec en son centre un cœur de dentelle. Une miniature merveilleuse de finesse …. 


Corinne

ELLE – Ohhhhhh nooooooon, pas encore lui et sa pointe baveuse !

LUI – Qu’est-ce qu’elle a encore la vierge immaculée…

* Tu m’écrases le Vélin, je suis si délicate

* Encore une de tes crises, ça doit être ce qu’on appelle l’angoisse de la page blanche

* Tu n’es qu’un goujat, c’est toi qui vient me souiller avec ton encre noire

* Ouais m’dame, ça m’excite de venir te gribouiller, de mettre un peu d’animation sur ton désert de platitude

* Ohhh, ohhh, je suis choquée ! Et qui te dit que je n’apprécie pas ma tranquillité

* A qui veux-tu faire croire ça… étalée sous mon nez, tu es un appel à l’écriture, tu m’aimantes comme un pou sur la tête d’un élève de maternelle

* Je ne te permets pas ! Retourne dans ton capuchon et fiche-moi la paix !

* Raté… je suis rétractable… Je sors ma pointe plus vite que mon ombre pour aller noircir des pages : textes du club d’écriture, listes de courses, notes de toutes sortes…

* Qu’est-ce que tu es vulgaire… et opportuniste en plus. On voit bien que nous ne sommes pas issus du même monde. Mes ancêtres étaient nobles au moins, de dignes représentants de la forêt, toi tu n’es qu’un vague résidu pétrolier

* Oui peut-être, mais moi je m’active, je ne reste pas là à bayer aux corneilles comme mââdâme, à ne me soucier que de mon grammage ou de mon grain !

* Quel snobisme vraiment. Je préférais l’époque des plumes d’oie, au moins elles, elles avaient du savoir-vivre, elles crissaient avec panache sous les lettres calligraphiées, elles prenaient leur temps, pas comme toi à glisser à toute berzingue, on dirait que tu fais des figures de skate-board !

Et puis les enluminures, mon Dieu, j’en frissonne encore de toute cette délicatesse…

* Wohaaa, reviens sur terre le parchemin poussiéreux… ! Et tu sais ce qu’il te dit le bout de plastique : faut vive avec son temps ! Déjà que toi et moi on a été détrônés par l’informatique, faudrait pas faire la fine bouche quand tu es sollicitée !

* Oui, mais je préférerais que ce soit par un pinceau !! pas une brute rigide comme toi !

(rêveuse) De l’aquarelle, oh oui… de l’aquarelle… chatouillée par de la martre, caressée par l’eau et embellie par des pigments lumineux…

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* Et pourquoi pas transformée en origami… c’est si poétique…

* Le délire ! Je suis plié.

* Moi au moins je suis multitâches tandis que toi tu ne sers qu’à une seule chose, baver ton encre. Retourne dans ton pot et arrête de ramener ta bille.

(triste) Voilà, je suis toute sale maintenant…….

* Ouais, t’as raison, je récupère ma bille et je tire ma révérence, je me rétracte pour être exact. Mais moi au moins je suis rechargeable, je

change de mine quand je suis vidé et là tu y as bien participé !

* Eh bien moi… moi… moi… je suis recyclable ! Je peux revenir en papier et servir à nouveau…

* Ouais ouais, mais au passage tu perds de ta superbe, adieu la blancheur ma belle, tu prends un coup de vieux et va savoir, tu pourrais bien finir en papier à emballer un saucisson gras, ou mieux pour allumer le poêle… ou non… ha ha ha … en PQ !

* C’est élégant… tu portes bien ton nom : Bête, Inculte et … Casse-couilles !

* Pfffff, à quoi ça sert que je gaspille encore mon encre avec toi_____________________________ (clic)

De concert et ruminant chacun dans leur coin :

* Mais enfin, ça doit bien avoir un sens qu’on nous associe sans cesse, voyons voyons mais quelle pourrait bien en être la raison…

 

 

 

 

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